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9 Foolproof Steps For Landing A Local Hookup

Your hand just isn’t going to do it tonight, right buddy? Sounds like you need to get laid tonight. Getting a girl to come over or getting her to ask you over to hers to Netflix and Chill – or some other thin veil for casual sex – can be difficult at times. Girls can be picky! Unless you’ve come across a nymphomaniac who is 100% down to fuck you at any point, you’ve probably had a night like this one where you need to get laid but are having trouble finding a girl!

Well, finding someone to hook up with isn’t that hard so long as you’re persistent (but not in a creepy way).
Here are a few things you have to do if you want to get laid tonight!

1. Swipe right, baby

If you don’t already have someone in mind that you think is remotely down to get down with you tonight, you should already be on Tinder. I hope you have accounts across all the dating platforms, because it might be a little time consuming to make ton tonight… but you should.

Once you have an account on Tinder, Bumble, OkCupid, JustDate, and/or Grindr or any other hook up app (hey, I’m not judging you dude) get to swiping.

I’d say you probably should lower your standards a little bit. You’re looking for a hookup, not a long-term relationship.
Start swiping and messaging. Be forward but not creepy or out-right rude. Get a little flirting going and then ask what she’s up to tonight!

2. Hit up girls already in your contacts

Now, if you already have a few girls saved in your phone I would definitely put those numbers to use.
Send some previous hook ups a text. Send your former fuck buddy a text. Shoot one to your ex-girlfriend (if you do this, I am NOT responsible for the inevitable shitty aftermath). Regardless of who you text, text a few of them!
See what they’re doing tonight and try to make plans to meet up.

3. Don’t be afraid to slide into her DMs

This works if you don’t have anyone in mind or if you have a girl you’ve been following on Twitter but have never gotten her number.

Don’t be afraid to send a DM asking what they’re up to. Throw in a compliment or two and gauge if they’re flirting back.

4. Cruise to a bar or a club

Once you’ve contacted a lady and she’s made it clear that she’s down to hang tonight, slide to a club or a bar!
If she’s going out with her girls, recruit your best wingman and meet her out! Get into a relaxed atmosphere, get a little liquid courage in your system, and start making some moves.

5. “Wanna get out of here?”

Once there is a sizable amount of sexual tension built between the two of you (which is due to your smooth moves and even smoother talk), hit her with the “wanna get out of here”?
You can use a less sexual variation of the phrase which implies Netflix and Chill or a very sexual variation if that’s what she’s into.

Here are the 5 most important adult dating do’s and don’ts

 

Adult dating, especially on sex apps, is inherently tricky. Any time you try to do something casual, you always run the risk of feelings getting involved. Whether you like it or not – unless you’re a sociopath – you have feelings and sex usually makes you feel those feelings.

There are a couple of things you must keep in mind to prevent yourself from becoming a crazy side dude/chick or self-destructing. Here’s a quick crash course in what to do and what not to do when adult dating:

• Do: Keep it cool and casual

The key to keeping things from getting out of hand emotionally, is to keep yourself chill.

You have to go into casual dating knowing that you can’t expect anything other than something cool and casual. Make this your slogan. Put it on a t-shirt. Repeat it while staring at yourself in the mirror after your morning self-affirmations.

Keep things cool and casual. Keep your expectations low. Do these things and you won’t be disappointed.

• Do: put yourself first

Everything is cool and casual until it isn’t. And once your fling is no longer cool and casual – even if it’s you who’s lost your cool and casual vibes and not the other person – get out.

You’re the most important thing in your life. That sounds selfish but it’s true. So why would you need to stress out and lose years off your life over something that isn’t cool and casual?

• Don’t: put yourself first in bed

Though when it comes to the bedroom, you shouldn’t be the one cumming first. You need to make sure that you’re getting your partner off too, because – though things might still be casual – that’s not cool.

Sex should be something that is a give and take thing. You should feel like you’re giving 60% to your partner’s 40% and they should feel the same way… that way everything cool and casual.

What isn’t cool and casual is when one person doesn’t cum. If they can’t get there because of too much whiskey or they’re not super comfy with you yet (orgasms are very cerebral in this way for women) that’s fine! But if the reason their not cumming is because you’ve rolled over and gone to sleep, then you suck (or maybe you’re not sucking enough, if you feel me).

• Don’t fuck their friends

Know what’s not cool and casual? Knowingly fucking your partner’s friends and destroying friendships with jealousy and recklessness.

It’s not cool to homie hop and it’s really not cool to be fucking friends. If you want to keep the drama out of your life, then you need to dip your stick in different friend groups.

• Don’t: ignore legit feelings

Okay, so your cool and casual thing has resulted in feelings. Don’t ignore those feels, my guy! You need to decide what you want to do with those feelings. Decide if there the type of feelings you should act on or the kind you should run away from.

Ignoring your feelings and choosing flight over fighting for them is just as bad as pretending like you don’t have any. So unless you’re a sociopath who doesn’t have to worry about feelings, get in touch with yours.

Top 5 Celebrity Snapchats To Follow Right Now

 

It seems that the whole world and their mothers have a Snapchat account. Over the past 5 years, Snapchat has grown from a simple idea into a global social media platform which could potentially rival Facebook’s success in a few years’ time.

Not only does Snapchat let you connect with your friends, it also lets you connect with the world’s most beloved celebrities. But with so many to choose from, who’s the best celebrities to follow? Read on to find the top 5 celebrity Snapchat accounts you need to see in your timeline.

John Boyega (jboyega)

British actor John Boyega has enjoyed a quick rise to fame thanks to his role in the recent Star War movies. While he might be on a path to global mega stardom, the young Boyega is an incredibly humble Snapchat user.

In contrast to the star-studded snaps of most major celebs, Boyega keeps his snaps simple yet entertaining. From dressing up in his fellow actors’ outfits to play pranks on them to telling hilarious stories during his time as an actor, John Boyega is a solid account to follow.

Jared Leto (jaredleto) 

It seems that the annoyingly-talented Jared Leto isn’t content with just being an A-list actor or the frontman of a successful rock band. No, Leto is also making a name for himself on Snapchat too.

As you’ll see from his stories, Leto leads a very busy life, as one would expect from a rock star / actor hybrid. He infuses his natural charm and wit into all of his snaps, most of which involve some kind of scenic landscape or behind-the-scenes glimpse into his lavish lifestyle.

If you want to feel envious, Jared Leto is the man to follow.

Chrissy Teigen (chrissyteigen)

The beautiful Chrissy Teigen has risen rapidly to the top of the social media must-follow lists in recent months. The supermodel is the kind of girl who doesn’t take life too seriously, whether she’s mopping up her children’s sick or getting herself ready to head out to a glamorous awards ceremony.

She’s become known for her humorous quips, her level-headedness and her gorgeous pictures. She also has a rap sensation for a husband, and Chrissy makes sure to document their adventures on a daily basis. If you choose to follow one Snapchat account, make it Chrissy’s.

John Mayer (johnthekangaroo)

While John Mayer might not be the most popular person in the world, his Snapchat tells a different story than the one we’re used to seeing. The 40 year old singer-songwriter is known for his bluesy pop songs, but looking through his Snapchat stories, you’d think he was some kind of alien life form only just sent to earth for the first time.

John Mayer regularly documents his downright bizarre antics which usually raise more questions than answers. While all relatively harmless, Mayer has snapped himself engaging in some strange behavior, such as calling his therapist and asking their advice on how to be better at using Snapchat, and singing to a field full of cows.

If it’s comedy you’re looking for, you can’t go wrong with John Mayer.

Arnold Schwarenegger (arnoldschnitzel)

The Austrian movie legend himself is no stranger to Snapchat, having established himself as one of the most followed people on the platform. The bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-politician leads a life which would exhaust most of us, a life which involves travelling the world, regularly meeting with actors, directors and high-profile politicians.

Surprisingly, for a 70 year old, Arnie’s Snapchat game is just as strong as celebs fifty years younger than him.

Looking for more celebrity snapchat usernames?  Check out this post on TrueSnaps.com