Your hand just isn’t going to do it tonight, right buddy? Sounds like you need to get laid tonight. Getting a girl to come over or getting her to ask you over to hers to Netflix and Chill – or some other thin veil for casual sex – can be difficult at times. Girls can be picky! Unless you’ve come across a nymphomaniac who is 100% down to fuck you at any point, you’ve probably had a night like this one where you need to get laid but are having trouble finding a girl!
Well, finding someone to hook up with isn’t that hard so long as you’re persistent (but not in a creepy way).
Here are a few things you have to do if you want to get laid tonight!
1. Swipe right, baby
If you don’t already have someone in mind that you think is remotely down to get down with you tonight, you should already be on Tinder. I hope you have accounts across all the dating platforms, because it might be a little time consuming to make ton tonight… but you should.
I’d say you probably should lower your standards a little bit. You’re looking for a hookup, not a long-term relationship.
Start swiping and messaging. Be forward but not creepy or out-right rude. Get a little flirting going and then ask what she’s up to tonight!
2. Hit up girls already in your contacts
Now, if you already have a few girls saved in your phone I would definitely put those numbers to use.
Send some previous hook ups a text. Send your former fuck buddy a text. Shoot one to your ex-girlfriend (if you do this, I am NOT responsible for the inevitable shitty aftermath). Regardless of who you text, text a few of them!
See what they’re doing tonight and try to make plans to meet up.
3. Don’t be afraid to slide into her DMs
This works if you don’t have anyone in mind or if you have a girl you’ve been following on Twitter but have never gotten her number.
Don’t be afraid to send a DM asking what they’re up to. Throw in a compliment or two and gauge if they’re flirting back.
4. Cruise to a bar or a club
Once you’ve contacted a lady and she’s made it clear that she’s down to hang tonight, slide to a club or a bar!
If she’s going out with her girls, recruit your best wingman and meet her out! Get into a relaxed atmosphere, get a little liquid courage in your system, and start making some moves.
5. “Wanna get out of here?”
Once there is a sizable amount of sexual tension built between the two of you (which is due to your smooth moves and even smoother talk), hit her with the “wanna get out of here”?
You can use a less sexual variation of the phrase which implies Netflix and Chill or a very sexual variation if that’s what she’s into.